Doom

Since we're talking low-brow entertainment and dubious CGI today - yes, I've seen "Doom". My elaborate and eloquent review goes something along these lines:

Heh. Hehe. Heheheh. Pffft. Heehee. Mwahah. Mwahahahah. *giggle* (POV sequence starts) Oooooh! Aaaaah! (POV sequence ends) Heh. Hehe. Heheheh. Pffft. Heehee. Mwahah. Mwahahahah. *giggle*

Good things:
- POV sequence
- The CGI dogs

Bad things:
- The Rock
- No hot chicks that take their clothes off